22.10.10

YOU'RE FIX, CAPS EDITION

"ALRIGHT, DO IT RIGHT NOW, I WANT TO SEE YOU GET ONE OF THOSE AMAZING KNIFE KILLS"


                I WILL START OFF BY SAYING THAT TODAY IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY THUS ALL CAPS, NOW, TO THE FUN PART, GREATEST KNIFE KILL THAT DIDN'T KILL WAS, I THOUGHT, A RUN OF THE MILL GLITCH MOCK UP OF MODERN WARFARE 2, AND I WAS RIGHT... UP UNTIL THE ACTUAL KNIFE WAS THROWN. THE ACTUAL KNIFE WAS THROWN OVER THE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MAP, KIND OF MIND BLOWING IN MY OPINION, IT'S UP FOR DEBATE WHETHER OR NOT THE KNIFE THROWN WAS THE SAME ONE THAT MADE IT OVER THE HOUSE, BUT ONE THING IS CERTAIN, FROM HERE ON IN THIS MACHINIMA IS THE CURE FOR ALL SADNESS, ANGER, WHATEVER-YA-WANNA-CALL-IT DISEASE, YOU NAME IT. I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD IT WAS HARD FOR ME TO MAINTAIN MY HEARING TO CONTINUE TO LISTEN TO THE MOVIE. THE FACT THAT THE KNIFE HITS THE GUY AND
HE IS LEFT SCREAMING IN AGONY FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG AS WELL AS A SPECIAL SHOT AT AN ANNOYING ACTION TAKEN BY SOME TO GET A CERTAIN PRO PERK THIS IS DEFIANTLY A MACHINIMA WORTH WATCHING. IT'S ALSO WORTH A NOTE THAT AFTER THE KNIFE IS THROWN YOU HEAR A RANT ABOUT HOW THE KNIFE IS A ONE HIT KILL, AND HOW IT HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. BUT TRULY, I HAVE TO SAY, ONE OF THE FUNNIEST COMMENTS HAPPENS WHEN ONE GUY ASKS "SO WHAT DO WE DO?" I'M NOT GOING TO RUIN IT FOR YOU GUYS BUT JUST KNOW, IT WOULD BE THE LAST THING YOU WOULD EXPECT TO HERE IN THIS SITUATION. MY ONE AND ONLY COMPLAINT ABOUT THIS PARTICULAR MACHINIMA IS THAT IT TOOK TOO LONG TO GET INTO THE FUNNY JOKES, SOME OBVIOUS ATTEMPTS WERE MADE THAT WERE A BIT TOO OBVIOUS AND NOT WELL DELIVERED (OBVIOUS TROLL IS OBVIOUS). YET, DESPITE THIS, IF YOU ARE IN THE NEED FOR A QUICK LAUGH I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS.

4 comments:

  1. DID YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE TWO CAPS LOCK DAYS A YEAR?

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  2. THAT WAS HILARIOUS. AND I'M NOT TRYING TO YELL. I'M JUST CELEBRATING.

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